Zymurgorium Marshmallow Unicorn Gin Liqueur 50cl

It’s very lovely… I’m compelled to…
Yes, we are aware that this isn’t quite a Zymurgorium-like product, but we have made every effort to create a unicorn product of the greatest possible calibre. It’s challenging to envision a unicorn-flavored product other than something straightforward and sweet.
We believe we have succeeded in elevating one of the purest mythological pseudozoological monsters that have graced royal noble families’ emblems for generations and may have genuinely existed (although extremely different from the present depiction).
Combined with divine vanilla…
Perhaps a little sparkle isn’t all that bad?